Well, it’s Gameday and we don’t have a joke thread going for the team in hog town. . . Here’s one of my favs:
A family of four in hog town was about to go to the mall around the holiday season. The mom tells the little boy and girl “we are headed to the mall to get some ideas for Christmas. So if you see something you really like, just let us know, and if you’re really good. . . Maybe Santa will get it for you!”
The kids are excited and when they get to the mall start to scavenge for good Christmas gifts. The little boy finds an FSU jacket on the rack, he tries it on and it’s perfect. He looks in the mirror and falls in love. He goes to his sister “sis, I want to be a FSU fan and this jacket is all I want for Christmas!”
She scowls at him “you can’t be a FSU FAN, we live in Gainesville! All our family and friends. . they’re all gators! Go show mom!”
He takes the jacket to his mom, “mom, I want to be a FSU fan, and this jacket, it’s all I want for Christmas.”
She groans “son, you can’t be a FSU fan, we live in Gainesville! Everybody we know are gator fans! Go talk to your dad!”
The boy nervously takes the jacket to his dad. . .”dad, I want to be a FSU fan, and this jacket is all I want for Christmas”
The dad is angry and smacks the boy in the head, “son, that is unacceptable. I raising gator fans, you can’t be a FSU fan. Put that jacket back on the rack and go wait in the car. . . You might not get anything for Christmas this year with that attitude!”
The boy puts the jacket back and sadly goes back to the car to wait. Soon he is joined by his family, they’re still upset with him. As they pull out the father looks back in his rear view mirror and says, “son, I sure hope you learned something today”
The boy looks back into the mirror and says, “yeah dad, I did. I’ve only been a FSU fan now for about 45 minutes and I’ve learned I already hate you gator bastards!”
A family of four in hog town was about to go to the mall around the holiday season. The mom tells the little boy and girl “we are headed to the mall to get some ideas for Christmas. So if you see something you really like, just let us know, and if you’re really good. . . Maybe Santa will get it for you!”
The kids are excited and when they get to the mall start to scavenge for good Christmas gifts. The little boy finds an FSU jacket on the rack, he tries it on and it’s perfect. He looks in the mirror and falls in love. He goes to his sister “sis, I want to be a FSU fan and this jacket is all I want for Christmas!”
She scowls at him “you can’t be a FSU FAN, we live in Gainesville! All our family and friends. . they’re all gators! Go show mom!”
He takes the jacket to his mom, “mom, I want to be a FSU fan, and this jacket, it’s all I want for Christmas.”
She groans “son, you can’t be a FSU fan, we live in Gainesville! Everybody we know are gator fans! Go talk to your dad!”
The boy nervously takes the jacket to his dad. . .”dad, I want to be a FSU fan, and this jacket is all I want for Christmas”
The dad is angry and smacks the boy in the head, “son, that is unacceptable. I raising gator fans, you can’t be a FSU fan. Put that jacket back on the rack and go wait in the car. . . You might not get anything for Christmas this year with that attitude!”
The boy puts the jacket back and sadly goes back to the car to wait. Soon he is joined by his family, they’re still upset with him. As they pull out the father looks back in his rear view mirror and says, “son, I sure hope you learned something today”
The boy looks back into the mirror and says, “yeah dad, I did. I’ve only been a FSU fan now for about 45 minutes and I’ve learned I already hate you gator bastards!”
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