What would be your go to Self-Defense move?

[12Nole]

In a Run. Hide. Fight. situation and when weapons are not an option.

@ponchfrog response & recommendations welcomed.

 

[West Duval Nole]

You plan on being attacked soon? I hope you're not being attacked now and waiting for a response on how to defend.

 

[BelemNole]

I spray with a powerful musk like a skunk.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

I have perfected several ninja and kung fu moves over the years. Some learned from movies, some from cub scouts, some from my cousin Eric who tried to use jujitsu throws on me until I kicked him in the ding ding and slammed him into the living room coffee table.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Crane kick. If do right, no can defense.

 

[DFSNOLE]

I never would hit a woman or a man who drinks Mich Ultra (same thing).

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Top Rope Elbow Drop.

Works every time.

 

[West Duval Nole]

Take a knee.

 

[cmanole]

Wasp spray

 

[Manch.]

The ol' Don Muraco thumb to the throat or eye.

 

[billanole]

Fart like a badass. Run like a banshee.
Or, be dirty in all you do. Marquis de queensbury is not relevant. Just win, baby.

 

[Manch.]

Wasp spray

Weapons are not an option, otherwise I would use the Mr. Fuji throw salt in the eyes trick.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

The whole "weapons are not an option" thing bothers me. Who goes anywhere without their Chinese stars?

 

[seminole97]

The whole "weapons are not an option" thing bothers me. Who goes anywhere without their Chinese stars?

I hear TSA allows them if less than 2" in length.

 

[FSUTribe76]

I always use the Andrew Golota Defense.

 

[Noles229]

Shoot first ask questions later.

Jeezy

 

[Noles229]

Yo. You already wear a mankini everywhere and this works in Compton so might work for ya.

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LOL...what in the hell people are crazy

 

[SeaPA]

My body is a lethal weapon, so I guess I can't play this silly little game.

 

[gunnyhiway]

I once whipped Joe Frazier in a street fight. I had a head cold at the time.

 

[ggmike1992]

Piss and crap myself. If someone still wants to attack me, have at it.

 

[seminole97]

In a Run. Hide. Fight. situation and when weapons are not an option.

I'm going to remind the officer I'm white.

 

[EconSean]

Green mist to the eyes, like Kabuki and Muta.

 

[Gonolz]

Break into a ballad of "I Will Always Love You".

 

[Wendy79]

SING

 

[321Nole]

Lethal:

 

[DFSNOLE]

My body is a lethal weapon, so I guess I can't play this silly little game.

Lethal as in a toxic dump?

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

The ol' Don Muraco thumb to the throat or eye.

Copied from Buddy Colt, I believe.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Two fingers to the base of the throat.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Throat punch.

 

[Dr. Nole]

Stare them down

 

[maddog69]

 

[EveryoneBleedsGarnet]

 

[RunRonnieRun]

 

[PoopandBoogers]

 

[EconSean]

“Please, God, I do not want to kill again.”

 

[goldmom]

I never would hit a woman or a man who drinks Mich Ultra (same thing).

Since I drink maybe 2 of those per year I'm safe?

 

[anolesfan77]

 

[Dr. Nole]

This is a great thread! Funny stuff!

 

[DFSNOLE]

Since I drink maybe 2 of those per year I'm safe?

On both counts.

 

[wbnolefan2]

don't go ninja'ing nobody that don't need ninja'ing