...or maybe that extra $2.5 mil/yr allows him to start his own beef jerky company. Remember what the wise owl Lane Kiffin said when opining on the economics of a football coach.
"I figured it out. I really don't make any money. I pay around 52% in taxes. Layla gets 34.5% in the divorce, and [agent Jimmy Sexton] gets 3%. I make [about] 9% and I'm living in Tuscaloosa."
He has a kid on his roster from Australia.
Checkmate.
My kids elf on the shelf told me this morning told me that he is staying fwiw.![]()
and a better divorce attorneyLane should ask Sexton to recommend a better accountant
Gary Patterson just signed a 4-year extension w/TCU. He's off the table.Gary Paterson and Mike Gundy are options 2a and 2b for A&M.
Sad thing is, I feel as if they would turn down the job even with a 50% raise.
Man...Jimbo must really hate working here if he bounces.
Elf on the Shelf comes on Thanksgiving. Everyone knows this.Already on the shelf? How may weeks have you had your lights up as well?
Get your butt down here and say that!If Sexton/Jimbo want to renegotiate, shouldn't we be able to renegotiate his salary DOWN? I mean, they renegotiate it up in good years, right? I'm tired of the theatrics every year. If he wants to go, C ya and leave a check on the desk. If not, STFU, bank your $5mil+ and get to work on making this team better.
I agree that Patterson is not in play. He's turned down better jobs than A&M in recent years. Gundy though is interesting to me. If he's in play for A&M and they opt for Jimbo then let's bring the mullet to Tallahassee.
Gary Patterson just signed a 4-year extension w/TCU. He's off the table.
EDIT: Whoops, it was a 2-year extension, paying him $5.1 mil/year through 2023.
So either way, he's locked down it would appear.
He just signed it like a week ago though.Meh, Jimbo has a contract, too (for a bit higher). If Patterson wants to leave, he’ll leave.
Hopefully we have already been on the phone talking to Gundy, Taggart, Frost, Fuente and Leach as we speak. You can’t assume Jimbo is staying and need to be prepared unlike Tenn.
Hopefully we have already been on the phone talking to Gundy, Taggart, Frost, Fuente and Leach as we speak. You can’t assume Jimbo is staying and need to be prepared unlike Tenn.
That person must be the same "source" mentioned earlier in the thread.
Already on the shelf? How may weeks have you had your lights up as well?
The truth is only a small handful of people actually know what's going on. The rest of us are guessing.
What gets me in all of this is the lack of direct quotes but instead, everything coming from "sources close to the situation". The only quotes I've seen attributed are from Thrasher, Jimbo and Ethan Fisher. All of them have said he's staying. Now, I understand that in today's instant information world, all the media is in a race to be first. They can't come out and say that they have to wait until there's something definitive so they print speculation and rumors.
The truth is only a small handful of people actually know what's going on. The rest of us are guessing.
Fisher has said in the last couple of weeks that he plans on being at FSU as long as they'll have him in the past two weeks.Good point but there is one guy who could make a statement that whether we like it or not puts things in perspective. I get the need for more money etc. However if you are in a partnership of trust and similar goals you should be able to talk honestly. It is not like FSU has forced him to coach there and made him work for minimum wage with a fry machine that is a fire hazard. JF has done some good things for FSU and FSU has done some good things for him. How about we have some honesty from him.
At this point the only way my opinion of JF changes as a man is if he takes the job due to his son's medical issues. I get that and oddly enough if he just said something like that no one would think less of him. Right now he looks like a guy who is always trying to get more and for the next big paycheck.
By not absolutely committing to FSU, and playing these dalliances with other schools annually, he's done his public image no favors. He can say he's staying all he wants. Actions, not words.Fisher has said in the last couple of weeks that he plans on being at FSU as long as they'll have him in the past two weeks.
Fisher has said in the last couple of weeks that he plans on being at FSU as long as they'll have him in the past two weeks.
The aTm rumor has been around for well over 2 weeks.Great but 2 weeks ago was AM after him? I just see it as being honest and if you are looking then great thanks for sharing; but if not then tell us that too. If this is some big elaborate way to get better facilities, fire coaches, more money for assistants or whatever then FSU has a much bigger problem than I thought, because honest interaction between 2 committed parties should be the main goal.
Honestly, right now, having been shaken down every year it looks like there is some serious friction between CJF and FSU. We can all understand he want the most money possible...Mullen now makes more than CJF at a school we have owned in recent years...but this seems to be centering on other issues.Good point but there is one guy who could make a statement that whether we like it or not puts things in perspective. I get the need for more money etc. However if you are in a partnership of trust and similar goals you should be able to talk honestly. It is not like FSU has forced him to coach there and made him work for minimum wage with a fry machine that is a fire hazard. JF has done some good things for FSU and FSU has done some good things for him. How about we have some honesty from him.
At this point the only way my opinion of JF changes as a man is if he takes the job due to his son's medical issues. I get that and oddly enough if he just said something like that no one would think less of him. Right now he looks like a guy who is always trying to get more and for the next big paycheck.
Fair enough I guess I am not paying as much attention as I should; of course if you let rumors hang around long enough then they become fact whether they are or not.The aTm rumor has been around for well over 2 weeks.
Honestly, right now, having been shaken down every year it looks like there is some serious friction between CJF and FSU. We can all understand he want the most money possible...Mullen now makes more than CJF at a school we have owned in recent years...but this seems to be centering on other issues.
For instance, there have been reports (from someones brothers former barbers dad) that coordinators salaries may be an issue. FSU is in no position to get into the coaching staff arms race and CJF may know he has a ceiling at FSU if his assistants keep getting poached. I never did buy that crap about Pruitt leaving Tally for Athens bc Tally has too much hot tail...there isn't any of that in Athens or Tuscaloosa? He left bc he got a hefty raise and now makes $1.3 mil.
He might still wind up leaving. I don't know for sure either way. But I do think much of the drama is media driven.Fair enough I guess I am not paying as much attention as I should; of course if you let rumors hang around long enough then they become fact whether they are or not.
Someone within boosters. Like I said, I have no way to verify, but apparently they didn’t want to pay out contracts plus pay for new ones.
He might still wind up leaving. I don't know for sure either way. But I do think much of the drama is media driven.
Exactly...arms raceJason also says that Brewster is leaving regardless to work for UF.
I can understand that but there are other ways to handle that. If I am not mistaken doesn't Dabo take less money so his assistants can make more.
I don't think there's an assistant coach on this staff that's worth more than he's already getting paid.Honestly, right now, having been shaken down every year it looks like there is some serious friction between CJF and FSU. We can all understand he want the most money possible...Mullen now makes more than CJF at a school we have owned in recent years...but this seems to be centering on other issues.
For instance, there have been reports (from someones brothers former barbers dad) that coordinators salaries may be an issue. FSU is in no position to get into the coaching staff arms race and CJF may know he has a ceiling at FSU if his assistants keep getting poached. I never did buy that crap about Pruitt leaving Tally for Athens bc Tally has too much hot tail...there isn't any of that in Athens or Tuscaloosa? It that were the case he would've gone to Gainesville. He left bc he got a hefty raise and now makes $1.3 mil.